No Wire Hangers EVER! 8 Books With The Dearest, Scariest Mommies EVER!

Christina Crawford’s now out-of-print book, Mommie Dearest, was once a bestseller and the actual inspiration for the film by the same name. The cult classic, starring Faye Dunaway, was the original love letter to  scariest mommies near and far.  Here, we’ve curated 8 of our favorite “Scary Mommy” books – both fiction and non-fiction.  Should we be concerned that most of these are actual true stories of some of the most frightening mothers to have ever lived?

The Glass Castle
by Jeannette Walls

Jeannette Walls grew up with parents whose ideals and stubborn nonconformity were both their curse and their salvation. As dysfunction of the family escalates, Jeannette and her brother and sisters have to fend for themselves, supporting one another as they weather their parents' betrayals and, finally, find the resources and will to leave home.

Chanel Bonfire
by Wendy Lawless

In her stunning memoir, Wendy Lawless tells the often heartbreaking tale of her unconventional upbringing with an unstable alcoholic and suicidal mother—a real-life Holly Golightly turned Mommie Dearest—and the uncommon sense of resilience that allowed her to rise above it all.

Take This Man
by Brando Skyhorse

Brando Skyhorse grew up his entire life thinking he was Native American. This farce was orchestrated by his unstable and oppressive mother, Maria, also known as 'Running Deer.' Over the course of his childhood, Brando has five fathers who come and go in dramatic and heartbreaking ways. Brando's mother, always dreaming of a more exciting life, thrives on it and just about falls apart when Brando leaves for college. It will take just over thirty years for Brando to untangle the truth of his own past, when a surprise discovery online leads him to his biological father at last.

Running With Scissors
by Augusten Burroughs

Running with Scissors is the true story of a boy whose mother (a poet with delusions of Anne Sexton) gave him away to be raised by her unorthodox psychiatrist who bore a striking resemblance to Santa Claus. So at the age of twelve, Burroughs found himself amidst Victorian squalor living with the doctor’s bizarre family, and befriending a pedophile who resided in the backyard shed. The story of an outlaw childhood where rules were unheard of, and the Christmas tree stayed up all year round, where Valium was consumed like candy, and if things got dull an electroshock- therapy machine could provide entertainment. The funny, harrowing and bestselling account of an ordinary boy’s survival under the most extraordinary circumstances.

Flowers in the Attic
by V.C. Andrews

They were a perfect family, golden and carefree—until a heartbreaking tragedy shattered their happiness. Now, for the sake of an inheritance that will ensure their future, the children must be hidden away out of sight, as if they never existed. Kept on the top floor of their grandmother’s vast mansion, their loving mother assures them it will be just for a little while. But as brutal days swell into agonizing months and years, Cathy, Chris, and twins Cory and Carrie realize their survival is at the mercy of their cruel and superstitious grandmother…and this cramped and helpless world may be the only one they ever know.

by Robert Bloch

Norman Bates loves his Mother. She has been dead for the past twenty years, or so people think. Norman knows better though. He has lived with Mother ever since leaving the hospital in the old house up on the hill above the Bates motel. One night Norman spies on a beautiful woman that checks into the hotel as she undresses. Norman can't help but spy on her. Mother is there though. She is there to protect Norman from his filthy thoughts. She is there to protect him with her butcher knife.

A Child Called “It”
by Dave Pelzer

This book chronicles the unforgettable account of one of the most severe child abuse cases in California history. It is the story of Dave Pelzer, who was brutally beaten and starved by his emotionally unstable, alcoholic mother: a mother who played tortuous, unpredictable games--games that left him nearly dead. He had to learn how to play his mother's games in order to survive because she no longer considered him a son, but a slave; and no longer a boy, but an "it."

by Stephen King

Margaret White is the domineering, insane, and abusive mother of Carrie White. She is fanatically religious and thinks that everything that has to do with the female body and sex is absolutely sinful! Carrie is bullied at harassed at school and seen as an outcast mainly because of her crazy mother. She has a gift though, and Carrie's powers of telekinesis are fully realized by all of her classmates at the senior prom.